SPAM

I hate SPAM. I really enjoyed the SPAM museum in Austin, MN (what a hoot! why do you need to wear a hard hat to make SPAM?), but I do not care for how the ol' garlic SPAM tastes (an international flavor sold in the States only at the museum. Love garlic, hate SPAM.

I also don't care for internet spammers. I do not want your unsolicited email or blog comments. I do not know you, you are rude in your invasion of my life. I do not want to buy anything that you have to sell, sell anything you want to buy or look at any of your horrific porn. Back off and find something better to do with your time.