Thursday, February 09, 2006

lite humor

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. (same with theatre tickets)

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? (I admit that I am one of these women.)

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.

5 comments:

Friar Tuck said...

how many tatoos do you have?

rubyslipperlady said...

So does Rubes.

SUPER said...

I have to say..that was one of those "epiphany" moments for me. When I realized I almost was too big for the movie theatre seat..(and got stuck in the pirate ship ride at the North Pole). THAT is when I decided I HAD to lose weight. Too embarrassing and humiliating!

Anonymous said...

Hey Amy!
Don't know where your tatoo is, but make sure it is hidden for your JET interview.

rubyslipperlady said...

It is easily hideable - inside of my left ankle, about the size of a bandaid. That was all done on purpose. I'm so excited I can hardly wait to go to Denver for the interview! Yikes!