Not it!

From San Nakji

While I doubt that I can beat the genius that is our friend from down under, here is my effort at the latest game of Tag.

I AM: The Queen of the Freakin' Universe

I WANT: too much to mention in this short space (although since it is my space - but not myspace.com - I guess I could take as much as I want, although I won't)

I WISH: had a job that paid superdy-duperdy well, that I was passionate about (in a good way) and allowed me to travel

I HATE: that men just don't get it (realizing I might hear it for this one)

I MISS: my the good ol' days of yesteryear

I FEAR: being old and alone with nothing to watch but Little House on the Prairie

I HEAR: Paris is lovely in the Springtime

I WONDER: why it's a federal crime to remove the tag from my pillow or mattress.

I REGRET: that you don't all have the joy of knowing me personally, because, well, not only am I the Queen of the Freakin' Universe, I am freakin' hilarious!

I AM NOT: going to admit that I won a cow-chip throwing contest unless it's absolutely necessary for survival

I DANCE: the chicken dance and the Y (I can do those really well, even with the white man's overbite!)

I SING: in the shower, the car, the elevator, wherever the music hits me I CRY: not enough

I AM NOT ALWAYS: nice (I know, shocking for the Queen of the Freakin' Universe to say such a thing, but true)

I MAKE: up stuff

I WRITE: with too many () -(I know, shocking!)

I CONFUSE: myself, for not only am I Queen of the Freakin' Universe, some of you may remember that I am also Lady Amy of Sealand

I NEED: a nap or my new favorite beverage or my always favorite beverage

I SHOULD: be working instead of playing in the blogworld

I START: drinking tea to stay warm in this frigid atmosphere in which I live

I FINISH: books I start (I think I've only not done so a couple of times and those were mostly required reading in high school)

I TAG: Ruby, Carrie, Robin and Januea