Wednesday, December 05, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

That's right, today is the anniversary of my birth 34 years ago on Dec. 5, 1973. Wow!

You know, that in Kenya I am still considered youth and that someone in the office thought that I was 28. I love this country!

Anyway, a country song came out several years ago, I mean, it was awhile back because I think I was maybe living in Tennessee at the time. Anyway, it finally truly does fit me.

She'll turn 34 this weekend,
Go out with her girlfriends
Drink some margheritas
cut up and carry on

There'll be guys and they'll be come-ons
She'll probably get hit on
But she thinks all the good ones are gone.

Her momma called this morning,
said, I'm worried about my baby,


I can't remember the rest except for the 'other words' that Rubes and I used to sing, which I'm not going to share since I think my mom might read this. (it's not really that bad, but now you really want to know, don't you.)

Well, Mom called this afternoon (early morning there) and sang happy birthday. Then she started singing this one.

I am 34 and unmarried but I am not alone. I am living in Africa and will eating Japanese for my birthday tonight with 7 friends, 1 Canadian, 2 Americans and 4 Kenyans. That's amazing to me and I absolutely LOVE it!

Not to mention that Texas Laura called me this morning to wish me birthday cheer and I skyped with Rubes and my mom. I have eaten chocolate chip cookies I made and shared tea with my office and guards at my apt. I have had tons of emails and singing and even got a beautiful necklace and earrings from a coworker. Not to mention the freakin' awesome birthday card and gift from Rubes (the first three seasons of Facts of Life, man I love that show!).

So as I go out tongiht and this weekend (there's a place across the street from me that has live music and I have friends in town so we're going out, we figure across the street should be fairly safe anyway.) I don't know if I'll be able to get a rita or if I'll get hit on or not but I don't care. I'm going to have a great time, beacause I'm 34, I'm sexy, and I'm glad to be alive! (trust me if you've never ridden a matatu, this is a big accomplishment here)

I want to add though that the other day I was walking to Amanda's and some guy drove by, leaned out his window and hollered, "Hey, Baby! Nice ass!" It made me smile. I probaby should've been offended, but I wasn't, I admit it.

As Pheobe says in a Season 2 Friends episode (it's all I've been watching for the last two weeks is season 2), "Officially I'm offended, but that's so sweet!"

"She'll turn 34 this weekend . . ."

5 comments:

SUPER said...

I LOVE THAT SONG! and did you mean to say you were born 24 years ago...instead of 34! Dang your old! ha

David Cho said...

Take it from me since I have been down the road.

Don't you believe it when people say it's all downhill from here.

It's FREE FALL!!!

Bhwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

rubyslipperlady said...

wishful thinking? Nah, I don't want to be 24 again.

And David, free falling? I'm not so sure about that, I mean, that song is good and all but that kinda makes me wanna vomit. Please say there's still something good left!

Thanks to both of ya!

Friar Tuck said...

speaking of your body parts...you look like you are getting thinner. A lot more walking than in Minnesotta in the winter time?

rubyslipperlady said...

I love you, dear Friar!

Thank you. I walk more than I ever would've chosen. However, I admit that it could just look that I've lost weight since my clothes are all growing. Hand washing here really gives your clothes a beating and stretches them out.

I just noticed that you have a new picture and I have got to go see what is on your heads.